Funny Chicken Tee — "Stop Asking Why I'm Crazy, I Don't Ask Why You're So Stupid"
from $22.99
This lightweight jersey tee brings a wink of attitude to everyday wear. The front print features a bold, wide-eyed chicken framed by a distressed leopard-print border and hand-drawn accents. Above and below the illustration, cheeky hand-lettered text reads like a sassy retort — a playful, slightly irreverent voice that suits relaxed weekends, farm visits, or casual meetups. The breathable, soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels light against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. Wear it when you want to tell a short story with your outfit: confident, a little wild, and entirely yourself.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001) - Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention - Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit - Printed front and sleeves using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork - Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; age: adults
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
This lightweight jersey tee brings a wink of attitude to everyday wear. The front print features a bold, wide-eyed chicken framed by a distressed leopard-print border and hand-drawn accents. Above and below the illustration, cheeky hand-lettered text reads like a sassy retort — a playful, slightly irreverent voice that suits relaxed weekends, farm visits, or casual meetups. The breathable, soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels light against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. Wear it when you want to tell a short story with your outfit: confident, a little wild, and entirely yourself.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001) - Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention - Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit - Printed front and sleeves using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork - Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; age: adults
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
