Sarcastic Calories Graphic Tee — "If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories, I'd Be Transparent By Now"
from $15.07
Bright, witty, and impossibly comfortable — this crew-neck tee speaks in rainbow sarcasm. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin and breathes through long days of errands, coffee runs, or lounging. The playful block-letter message reads like a wink to fellow dry-humor lovers: quick, colorful, and impossible to ignore. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through washes. Tear-away label prevents itch. Wear it layered under a jacket or alone for easy, lived-in style that matches a sharp sense of humor.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable softness - Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look - Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability - Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified blanks sourced from Honduras - Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods on body and sleeves for vivid, detailed typography
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
Bright, witty, and impossibly comfortable — this crew-neck tee speaks in rainbow sarcasm. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft against skin and breathes through long days of errands, coffee runs, or lounging. The playful block-letter message reads like a wink to fellow dry-humor lovers: quick, colorful, and impossible to ignore. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through washes. Tear-away label prevents itch. Wear it layered under a jacket or alone for easy, lived-in style that matches a sharp sense of humor.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable softness - Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look - Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability - Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified blanks sourced from Honduras - Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods on body and sleeves for vivid, detailed typography
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
